May 2012
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What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
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“Guide to loving your body: 1. Get naked and take a good long look at your...”
– brazen bitch (via pussy-envy) sashay the hate away. ya’ll need to be following paula. (via sexxxisbeautiful) this is the most superb advice (via methodistcoloringbook) Brava, brava. (via arcadefireman)
May 4th
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I guess it comes down to what you find more...
daveholmes: 1) Using profanity to point out that there are plenty of things in the Bible we all ignore, or 2) Calling the Bible the absolute, unerring, infallible word of God, and then only obeying the chunks that let you feel superior to other human beings. I say #2.
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April 2012
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March 2012
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qfest
I’m currently in the process of organizing & curating QFEST, the LGBT film festival I started at Proctors last year, along with an awesome team of co-workers and people interested in film (and us fabulous homos). I won’t say this is easy; in fact, it’s hard. We’re a non-profit trying to do a solid for the LGBT community, show some good films, get people into the theatre...
Mar 30th
SMB.TV
I tried to compose a colorfully quirky title for this post made entirely of acronyms, but it wasn’t happening. Which just goes to show my inability to function on a Thursday afternoon. On April 19th, a group of people will be hosting/holding/relaunching “Social Media Breakfast: Tech Valley” which is a really cool gathering of people involved in social media, online...
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better bio, SMB.TV
Joey Hunziker is the Youth and Community Programs Manager for Proctors, which is a fancy way of saying he connects kids with the arts, empowering them to think creatively and critically. He works within the community to develop new connections to Proctors, and social media is an active and effective medium for this. In 2010, he joined forces with Aray Montalvan to help re-start the online activity...
Mar 19th
failed biography, for smbtv
Joey Hunziker joined Facebook on October 10, 2004, excited at the prospect of joining the only social networking site for college students alone (back then it was thefacebook.com—oh how the world changes). He has been an early adopter of hundreds of online startups, including Livejournal, Xanga, Myspace, Twitter, Tumblr, Gmail, AIM, and many more, undoubtedly under the username “J2thaOEY”. As a...
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I'm gonna go to tejas
April 7-9. Visiting UT Austin to see if it’s the school for me. It may not be. Seattle may be. George Washington may be. One of the 2 schools I’ve yet to hear from, may be. So, I’m gonna go. See if it fits. Maybe find a husky half cowboy/half latin prince who will sweep me off my feet and into a shady bar to wine me & get my head all fuzzy and then we’ll be all like...
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February 2012
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i am titanium
Listening to “Skinny Love” by both Bon Iver (original) and Birdy (cover). Both are beautiful, both are tearing me up inside. I don’t know why, but today things began to just shatter in my mind. I watched this documentary, Fat, Sick, & Nearly Dead. It’s a phenomenal film about two men out to reclaim their lives from obesity & serious health issues. It’s...
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“Our relationship to e-mail operates on the same principle. When a computer...”
– Holy crap. This is eerily accurate. From the New York Times Magazine
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